Sushi For The Pale Faces

For my final installment of the evening I will close with an assignment I've received from a fellow Blogger buddy. And as noncontroversial as this topic is, I am proceeding on with observations.

Sushi has been around for many, many moons. Some people like it and some people think the idea of eating raw fish is worse than chewing on a steaming mid-summer's day pile of elephant dung. The word itself means "it's sour", maybe that has something to do with it.

Although sushi can be seasoned several ways to become awfully tasty, some people believe others are faking it simply to look cool. Imagine the horror. I've investigated these accusations for the last three minutes and discovered some shocking evidence.

In the book "Top 100 Stuff White People Like", #42 is Sushi!!! Allegedly it's everything white people want along with really gay looking lap dogs (probably so they can finger them--maybe just to look Colonial in pictures--but most likely so they can finger them) The number 42 spot is represented with this chilling quote: "...all white people love sushi. To them it's everything; foreign culture, expensive, healthy, and hated by the ‘uneducated'..."

Wow. Shocking huh? Ha! The idea that some people fake liking sushi in order to appear like pseudo intellectual types is rubbish. No one who doesn't like sushi could pose as a sushi lover, unless of course they're anorexic too. Which, let's face it, most white people are. ...I kid...a little.

Man. This article was really fucking dumb.